Alcohol & Fats

It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

• The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

• The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

• The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

• The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

• The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Converted to text using Textractor OCR on a Jolla SailFish phone. Hopefully, next version will allow to translate into French